the dallas cowboys, more like the PHALLIC ALTOIDS
you kind of have to say that one out loud
also, i texted katie this one, for her game
the cincinnati bengals, more like the CINCINNATI MADELEINE L'ENGLES
i had been talking to my lady friend about how i really like 'a wrinkle in time'.. so when i told her this burn, she said, 'but you like her'.. and i said 'yea, but she probably sucks at playing football.'
kyle, i appreciate your renewed commitment to this blog and to your general fandomship. *eaglenoise a;acheerlskdj;ad rawr*
ReplyDeleteMadeleine L'Engle DOES suck at football. Little-known fact about her.
ReplyDeleteWho is the new lady friend?
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