All,
I have decided that the Eagles beard needs to documented since we all can't be together for the entire season. Thanks to the interwebs, we can now blog our beards! I'm mostly doing this because I don't want to analyze data right now, also I stumbled upon a document I made last season of Kyle-isms that I thought would be fun to review in preparation for the coming season.
Here they are in all their glory (I don't have anything for the last few weeks, but perhaps kyle can make some up now)....
Week One: Panthers more like WOMANthers!
Week Two: New Orleans Saints, more like Newwhoreleans Dumbs!
Week Three: Kansas City Cheifs, more like the Kansas City Queefs!
Week Four: Bye Week, more like cry week because I am so sad that the Eagles are not playing!
Week Five: Tampa Bay Buccaneers, more like tampa gay fuck-a-queers!
Week Six: Oakland Raiders, more like JOKEland raiders!
Week Seven: Washington Redskins, more like Washington foreskins!
Week Eight: New York Giants, more like Giant Loosers!
Week Nine: Dallas Cowboys, more like the Dallas spawns of Satan!
Dallas Cowboys, more like Dallas cowGIRLS!
Dallas Cowboys, more like the Dallas steaming pile of aids!
…I hope they die in a plane crash.
Week Ten: San Diego Chargers, more like the San Diego phone chargers!
Week Eleven: Chicago Bears, more like the Chicago lady hairs!
Week Twelve: Washington Redskins, more like the Washington idiotskins!
Week Thirteen: Atlanta Falcons, more like Atlanta FalCAN’Ts!
Atlanta Falcons, more like Atlanta Falcannot score any points!
An aside based on the Philadelphia Phillies playoff games…
NLDS Series: Colorado Rockies, more like Colorado Cockies, but not like a cocky attitude, just a lot of cocks.
NLCS Series: Los Angeles Dodgers, more like the Los Angeles Rogers!
World Series: New York Yankees, more like the New York Hanky Pankys!
E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!!